Thursday, December 22, 2011

Elf Awareness

It's an oldie, but a (seasonally appropriate) goodie, from Elf Headquarters to you:



Merry Christmas with love from Skye & the little dude

PS. And 2011, you can show yourself out.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Chop Chop


Vintage handmade smock dress - $6 op-shop
Cobalt blue aviators - $1 op-shop
Jelly sandals - $48 FAT

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These make me feel like I am in Grade 2. Not a bad feeling for someone turning 40 in a mere(kat) TWO WEEKS.

I'll give you exactly one guess who took that top photo, all the while issuing very precise instruction as to how I should pose, positioning of tongue, etc. If you didn't guess this guy:

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Snake print Rock Your Baby tee - $5 Ozsale (ages ago)/Tie Dye jeans - $7.50 Cotton On sale (also ages ago) / Topman bag, free from a street team

...then you've obviously never been to Skylark and Son before, and I warmly welcome you, first time visitor!

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Much as I am looking forward to the ferret-free freedom that school will afford me, and the fact that I know the little dude is going to flat-out love it, I will definitely miss having my little companion always to hand. He is an excellent op-shopping assistant, an accomplished(ish) photographer, an endlessly creative storyteller, and just a highly entertaining and enterprising sort of person all round. Charming too!

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Right, where are the rest of my compliments? I want volumes, lady, volumes!

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Volume, not volumes.

Other things that I am finding nearly as charming as the little dude (and much less likely to be ferreting around not going to bed when asked) are my new smock dress, and his somewhat less new mini Minnetonka moccasin boots. The photo isn't very clear on this point, but the smock is navy blue with stars and spots in a vaguely japanese fabric, with the loveliest broderie anglaise. I had to cut a gargantuan ruffle thing off the bottom in order to render it wearable, but it has been worn multiple times since that necessary amputation. I felt slightly guilty about hacking it off, as someone had really beautifully hand finished those scallopy bits around the bottom, but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind...

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Minnetonka moccasin boots $24ish from Seed at DFO, reduced from $120(!)

This is kind of a terrible photo, even by my low standards, but it was my best result in attempting to capture the broderie. It also captured the dying days of the Great Fringeless Experiment of Spring 2011. A failed experiment, and proof that me and my fringe should not be separated. Never again! I'm leaving the fringelessness to the youths and people who do not have big square heads, and sticking with my unfashionable forehead fur for the forseeable future. Alliteration is like a virus with me, once I start I find it hard to stop. Must stop.

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Here is a photo of the fringe, taken on my photobooth thingo, where I attempted a sort of pouty Gen Y facebook/myspace profile pic thing. I didn't really succeed in that, but I did manage to look a bit coy. I do not think coy is something I have ever actually been, in my entire career as a human female.

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I am wearing work stuff, which is why it is all structured and pointy.

The fringe is not much chop as sensible corporate hair for me, but I cannot tell you what a relief it was to have it back. The minute it was snipped I breathed an actual sigh of relief - all was right with the world for that fraction of a second, and I felt just like myself again. I know just how foolish that sounds, but like some kind of giant ramshackle animate Minnetonka moccasin, I must be fringed and that is that!

xx
Skye
PS. For those shocked at the $48 jellies - they were an impulse buy one day when my shoes disintegrated on the hoof, but I outside of some horrid glittery pink ones in an op-shop, I haven't seen any others of this type around this year. A shortage?
PPS. it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas:

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Saturday, December 3, 2011

A Fine Figure of a Ferret

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For various reasons (name/personality/cuteness/history/in-jokes of various kinds) the little dude's primary nickname around our house is The Ferret. So when I saw the magnificent bejewelled and rainbow-tassel-bedecked ferrets on this Romance Was Born tote, I was reminded powerfully of my first and only born son, and also filled with an evil covetous desire. Thus a whole year ago I made a resolution to buy it, come hell or high water, and went into the city to Alice Euphemia to get my paws on it. I had decided that I would buy it even if it was one hundred dollars, that's how much I wanted it. In other words, very, very much.

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We call this sort of thing "Ferreting".

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Of course it turned out to cost $250, and was therefore far out of the reach of my tiny grasping claws, so I just touched its hem a little bit, sighed a few times, and continued on my merry-ish way. The tote then joined the Nike Air Terra Humara on a very short list of things I search for on ebay when possessed by occasional fits of materialist madness, or idly look for when a bit bored, as the case may be.

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Yep, he's a ferret. Indisputably.

A brand new one did finally come up in my ebay search a couple of weeks ago, I was empowered by Christmas money to bid a hundred ridiculous dollars for it (thank you mother-in-law and father-in-law), and now it lives with me and I feed it sweetmeats and groom its fur obsessively with a tiny pink glittery hairbrush.

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I bet you thought there would be a miracle ending to this story where I found the bag in an op-shop for two dollars, or on a hard rubbish pile on a nature strip, or possums would leave it on my balcony for me as reparation for the loud dancing they do across our roof each night. Ah well, it's a happy ending anyway, even without magical possum bounty (although they did leave me a half gnawed apple core once, so that's something).

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We're just ignoring the owl.

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Shirt - $2 op-shop / hat - $4 op-shop / boots - $4 op-shop / pants - $10 Cotton On sales rack


xx
Skye
PS. Cyrano, go bug mom!